The Cult that has (fortunately) cropped up around the rumors of the creature known as "Expengi". I-Is this headline too long? I think it's too long. Whatevs. Imma keep it nice 'n' long. Essssspengi.

Rumors detail the adventures of a celestial being known as "Expengi". Ancient Furry texts speak of a being of immense power and godly-ness. (<- Grammar?) The legends say he "hops" between dimensions like stepping stones, bounding from one plane of reality to another, occasionally aiding travellers and blessing wanderers. This group, along with an assortment of wanderers and Adventurers, has firm belief that one day, Expengi will find them. And he will exponge all the evil and madness in their hearts into a nether-sphere oblivion from which we can only move forward. Hark! And listen for his call! For he is.... Essssspengi!