the clobberer: it's clobbering time

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, worshipers of the clobberer. the clobberer demands a sacrifice.

On November 5th, of the year of our lord the clobberer 2022, one volunteer shall be dubbed 'the clobbered'. 'the clobbered' shall enter a duel with the clobberer, and allow him to win 100-0. This will continue until the clobberer is at the top of the leaderboard.

If this demand is not met, ye shall face the clobberer's wrath.

~~Signed, The Prophet of the clobberer.