Escape Like a Boss

Tired of being cornered, trap then brutally murdered. THEN JOIN ME, The original Snake Plissken. I'll take you under my wing and teach you how to be a unstoppable killing machine. Run with the pack of wolves and go down like a bastard. I'll lead you all into the fray for glory and loot, lots of loot, Blue backs not green backs.


(All members must have their left eye blown out upon entry into my meat shields... i mean elite vanguard, escaping is only possible by me, death is a guarantee, all members shall receive random spy equipment that have no purpose or are useless in all but one scenarios)

PS watch out for any dukes, their A number 1, and people named after alcoholic beverages.