we beast because we live in the cold war (only 90s kids will get this)

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currently at war with

castle story development squad
lenin loving rootie
rooties aa emplacement

SEND ANY TUSSLE REQUESTS TO THE PROFIT MEISTER, HE WILL ANSWER IN FOUR TO SIX BUSINESS DAYS

REQUIREMENTS:
- you must know who jfk is
- you must be a tod holton enthusiast
- you must own an emoticon from any of the games listed in our group
- you must own the stalin subway or cold war assault
- if you dont have either of the games above, you need to be good

if you dont meet these criterias, this might not be the place for you

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

NEW RULE

8 January, 2017 - Profit | 1 Comments

as designated stalin of the cold war beasties i must ask that all members submit an audio file to your nearest kgb application dispensery

it must contain you reciting the following oath:

i, [insert name here], formally accept allegiance with my comrades valiantly fighting off the ukranians and other sub-human menaces threatening stalingrad. i will forever raise arms towards those that have been marked by the designated stalin known as profit, even if the kremlin were to fall, which it never would but hey lets stay prepared for anything. i will follow the rules inscribed on the prophecy without question and will swiftly ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of anyone who disobeys these rules, even if this person was a former comrade. also profits ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ginormous

okay good luck guys

USSR POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE GAME

15 November, 2016 - Profit | 0 Comments

as designated stalin of the cold war beasites it is my duty to announce a new game packaged in your daily ration packets

play as sputnik 5000 and save the world from that one movie with the space nazis that have a base on the moon and invade the world on new years day

♥♥♥♥ what was that movie called

for stalingrad comrades

http://store.steampowered.com/app/415610/