Lt. Fodder's Finest.

Hello there, this is Rhynerd Fodder, Head of Base Operations for the Cliche Patrol. Meanwhile there's my brother who you may know as Lt. Fodder, who's Head of Field Operations. This basically means I'm doing his deskwork for him at times, and that includes telling you guys about us.

The Cliche Patrol do business in fiction, namely stories gone wrong. As long as the tale can be savaged in a way that won't go over our budgets, we'll do our best to fix it up right and proper. Though back where we're from we still have to keep the peace, which gets tough considering what those "Main Event Mafia" folks are up to.

The "cliche" in our names? There's two reason for that. First is that we actually incorporate buddy cop film cliches at times to get the job done quite a bit. Second is that most of our cases involves a cliche gone too far.

Anyways, justice needs to be served, and my brother needs more Purple Hearts. We're Fiction's Finest alongside Fodder's Finest.