Brock is love, Brock is life

Be me. I'm the gym leader for Pewter City in Kanto. I'm Brock. One fateful day, I go to my computer, there is a chain email for me saying if I don't share it Shrek will get me. I ignore it as spam. There is a crash in my wall. It's Shrek. For protection I send out my Onix. It crushes Shrek with a rock-tomb. Shrek falls on the floor. He looks me in the eyes and says "it's ogre for me lad", he reaches into his pocket, 'eat this onion, it will give you power. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." Shrek dies in my arms. I'm crying. I eat the onion and I give Shrek the burial that he deserves. I now realize that I am love, I am life. I hear a kid with a Pikachu wanting a battle. I accept it

Brock is love, Brock is life