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I am Barackeisha Obamaneisha and I say let John Boner do something about this

Hello. My name is Vladimir Pootis. I want to run for President of America. If you don't accept this I will rape all your women. I also think that little teen girl in small skirt is good for manhood. I have many ideas on how to help country. First, stop sucking black ♥♥♥♥, natural selection will take its course. Second, stop shooting each other over pizza you fat American bastards. Next, stop shoving random objects up your anus you little American ♥♥♥♥. This is how I will become good American Dictato- I mean Cza- I mean President. Thank you, and god bless Hitler.

gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8, plz no h8

OH NOES

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN :O

YEAH I'M ON CITY CORP YO