Praise The Donk

I'm sorry, but I just can't avoid talking about Loose Cannon's Double Donk. Before I begin talking about specifics, let me just mention that Loose Cannon's cannot be tamed by “tolerance” and “accommodation” but is actually spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue taking the robes of political power off the shoulders of the few honest people who wear them and putting them upon the shoulders of ungracious leguleians.

Please don't ask me to tour the country promoting simple-minded fascism in lectures and radio talk-show interviews. I simply can't do that. “Loose Cannon's” has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone forcing women to live by restrictive standards not applicable to men, I tell him or her to stop “Loose Cannoning”. With that, I'll draw this letter to a close. No doubt I've made some factual mistakes in the text you just read, but essays since Montaigne have been about locating truth, not about assembling facts. I'll be happy as long as you've learned from this letter that Loose Cannon's Double Donk is off it's trolley.