Australian Rules

Do you enjoy binge drinking, big game hunting, and Hugh Jackman films? Do you also speak with a derogatory british accent? Welcome aboard mate! Live by Australian rules, where if you haven't wrestled with a croc or won a bar-fight by sundown, you'll be executed by the prime-minister! Not from Australia? Fine! We find that people from Texas are just about the same but with more guns! Any drunk, animal-hating nutter out there can swear allegiance to Australia! So live like you're in Australia! Where nobody cares what the f*** you do!

Well we care about one thing, check the bloody anouncements you wanker! Or I'll have you stuffed and hung on my mantle like my pet wombat!