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You stave your rotten monuments to worms and dirt. Hollow be thy name amongst hollow grounds. This was life after death. You saw it, you saw it everywhere you went; always encroaching on your inner-sanctities.

This is what we are; I know what we are too.
Did you ever follow the emblazoned path of deer through the forbidden wildlands? Only a single man calls this place home; oh, the great evictor of the forestry. Live your life as you can, how you could. Wish to go toe to toe through burrows and follies; towing all that you think you know.

There was something improvable --- imperceptible... you can see it. You can sense it; can even touch it. It lies in wait for you; something has to be there to save me from great mundanity, surely?

There was the internet-computer-space; it lasted you as long as you lasted, and then some. Will this grant us immortality? Will there be no more second deaths?
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2129_Cyber_Emanation_of_Galactica.pdf -- A Universal Thesis Statement To N From Da Alienz

9 November, 2024 - Mmmm yeah; Chedda Bay Biscuits! | 0 Comments

The time. Check the watch. Double check it again.

You missed something? Yeah, you require much needed yo-yoing of your head to your wrist.

Uh huh. This is it. The BIG ONE.

This is a certain moment. Year: 2129, January 1st, 12:00 AM IN TIME.
It is the exactimation of our invokements for the procurement of the null vortex flight fighters kinetic-wolf force. A hybrid mix both deadly and soft, simultaneous in its flacidity and erectness.

Long anticipated Post-Neolithic-Canada's hegemon hegemonies the Croatian-liminal assblasta-extravaganza that is all of both cosmic ethos and epochs

Mere singularity within the faux-cyberian wastes that mark socio-cults of westphilia formulate against the techno-barbaric cliques of New Tajikistan. Roaming bands of nano-boner-death squadrons make anti-semitic grocery runs out of the computerscience-ethics of internet spacetime. No dividual is spare from the faltering of said thugs; both spiritually and both freakily.

I guide you, and I supply you. Textbooks fear the unknown knowledge of inter-planetary gravibutt 5. But, don't let them deny you.
Freakiphiles scour and skirmish beheading around networking interwebs; seeking connection through self-emulated salt water ice cubes.

All is unwell under the solar-sphere.

Except, the war, the war is the dark crusade that shall eliminate the betrayful; and that is what will happen whether it happens or not. You will too.

The moon gas of tundra planets will outlive us by miles, so who will get it once cyber-cyprus goes capoot? No one (won?), that's who! The natural energy exerted from the friction put inside noodle holsters (formerly known as; noodular back-busting-blasters) made up of preservative-coolant sharp ice gas will go un-sodomed. Tomagachis will die, whole famlies; gone, exploded.

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