In the year 1999 the man formerly known as 'Master' aka 'Master Poobah' aaka 'The Ding Dong Ditch Kid' arrived in my small town of Birmingham, New Kentucky with nothing but his three dogs (Hanky, Panky, and The Amazing Mr. Ed) and forty-eight dollars in sweaty, two-dollar bills. He would go on to commit a series of crimes in the local area hat were so dark and heinous they spawn a popular film based on his likeness (Search for "The Taffy Fornicator" on your streaming platform of choice, and you'll see the kind of horrors he inflicted on the towns residents). He was only in town for six and a half months, but he made me one of his regular targets. The worst thing he did to me was when he sprayed mace in my eyes, gave me an atomic wedgie, and ate all my fudge snacks before feeding me a viscous slime he referred to as "Dr. Nutsacks Gicky Gackers".

A cross-eyed latino man led me to the clues which allowed me to track down my former master, the evil guy what I mentioned earlier in my last comment. After breaking the hypnosis and receiving my Woke Mind Injections to return to acceptable levels of Political Correctness, i strapped on my Incel Killer and went hunting him down. This led me into the arms of Jose, an undocumented american of latino persuasion. He insisted I refer to him as "Lord Chuckles" and made me lure in fourty two virgin children for purification. This in turn brought the police back, which lured in my former master (because he enjoys pleasuring himself to the Police) and I was able to strike him down in hate and rage and lust

I was only fourteen when I met this man and he changed the course of my life. Not in a good way, mind you. He was seventy when we met, with a look of death in his eyes, and feeces dribbling from the leg of his too-large cargo shorts. His pendulous nads swung to and fro- hypnotizing me into committing a series of felonies that ultimately brought to fruition his grand plan, which he insisted I call the "Gland Plan" because he was always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Jewish Gold bought my family's home, and my generational wealth is going to buy enough votes to make uncovered women punishable by death in the United States of America (soon to be renamed the Amerikan Caliphate, inshallah)

There's a place in hell for men with a soul like you. God wants yyou to repent. Death to your people. Wabbledee Dabbledee

This man has been stalking and harassing my family for three years. He is the police chief's son and they wont do anything about it. He's killed my dog and had sex with my little sister. Someone please help us, we can't afford to keep paying the garbageman to have sex with my wife. Why us..?