Rebel Spy Memorial Group

𝓡 𝓘 𝓟 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓮 𝓚𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴, a.k.a 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℝ𝔼𝔹𝔼𝕃 𝕊ℙ𝕐 ♥1990-2025♥

VIEW ALL

POPULAR DISCUSSIONS

VIEW ALL (13)

RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

IT'S OVER

16 December, 2025 - Quantum Jit | 4 Comments

Ladies and germs.... it is with a heavy and sorrowful heart that I announce that Dane Kevin Cook, a.k.a the Rebel Spy, has passed away this morning.

The details of his demise are too macabre to even describe,, he was found deceased in his gaming chair still holding a big gulp filled with a liter of his favorite drink - rebel juice. Dane always liked to make his special rebel juice before he would start streaming. He would want all of you to have the recipe so his spirit would live on. Its 2 parts mountain dew with 1 part hawaiian punch and 1 part ocean spray cranapple.

The autopsy revealed that he died of gamer gout, most likely due to the 5 day binge of dominos chicken bacon ranch "2 for 10$" pies he would eat thrice daily.

He was taken from us too soon, but all that means is he got to meet the lord just sooner.

"Yee haw the rebel will rise again" He would holla through his mic to all of his adoring fans on the internet.

Here are some fun facts about our little spy:

He played a total of 67,000 hours of TF2, 63,000 of those on spy alone!

He weighed approximately 430 lbs.

His favorite president was Ronald Reagan.

----

One last thing, if anyone of you could get a hold of Dennis Bateman, Dane wanted him to speak at his funeral but he hasn't been returning our calls.

Just fake a reason or say its for Uncle Dane (whooops thats his alter ego!)

Now sing it with me:
WE ARE REBEL SPY, WE CARRY THE FLAME, WE FIGHT FOR THE INTELLIGENCE WE HONOR HIS NAME!!!!!

🎮 BugSports Fam! Time to Level Up and Launder Some... Laughs? 🕹️

19 August, 2023 - Money Mozart | 0 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY3_AhqNDoQ

Hey there, fellow virtual adventurers and digital daredevils! 🎉 We interrupt your epic gaming sessions to bring you some wild news from the BugSports realm! Prepare to have your mind blown – in a completely non-illegal and outrageously comedic way, of course.

🤖 Announcement Alert! 🚨
Introducing BugSports' latest game-changer: Operation Coin Scrubber! 🪙💼🕶️

What's that, you ask? Well, it's our audaciously imaginative and hilariously fictional money laundering scheme... or should we say, "mirth-laundering" scheme? Yes, you read that right! We're laundering nothing but pure, unadulterated laughter, questionable jokes, and absurdly funny moments.

💰 Unreal Realities:

Get ready to "clean" those bellyaches with our side-splitting live streams!
Enjoy streams that are just as "legitimate" as our in-game heists!
Share laughs with our charismatic characters who have a knack for creative accounting – or comedy?
🤑 The Not-So-Serious Scoreboard:

"Cleaned" Coins: ∞
"Innocent" Audience Reactions: ROFL
Suspiciously Amazing Time Had: 101%
Twitch's Raised Eyebrows: 10,000 🧐
So, fellow BugSports enthusiasts, whether you're a gamer, a giggler, or a guffaw-inducing guru, get ready to embrace the non-illegal hilarity. We're not laundering cash, but we're definitely "whitening" your day with offbeat antics and gaming madness!

Stay tuned for our upcoming streams that'll have you laughing so hard, you'll think we've just cracked a safe full of knock-knock jokes. Until then, remember: We're all about the game, the giggles, and the not-so-serious shenanigans!

Catch you on the virtual flip side, where pixels are our only currency and laughter is the ultimate jackpot! 🎲🤣

Cheers to not taking life too seriously,
The BugSports Dream Team 🎮🤹‍♂️

6 Comments

< >

evil chud 24 Jan @ 8:49pm

i went to the rebel spys funeral and cried harder than i ever have.

Money Mozart

28 Nov, 2025 @ 6:11pm

Much like the south, the rebel spy will return in a future update!

evil chud 16 Feb, 2025 @ 8:52am

5 years later im missing the rebel spy more than ever

evil chud 8 Dec, 2020 @ 4:52pm

i am a supporter of the rebel spy and his patriotic cause. Hes very controversial but a lot of what he has to say just makes sense.

SwagAddict 7 Dec, 2020 @ 11:41pm

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I agree with most of Rebel Spies points, I don't really think the Stoney Heavy has well resarched ideas and talks a lot of ♥♥♥♥ but he's alright.