poo on my hands

your moms fanny looks like an axe wound
—kiddie rap lyrics, late eighties
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"♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥," I muttered, and staggered out of my room into the hall where I found three pairs of eyes staring at me in utter shock."What?" I demanded to know, pausing for a second as I took them all in. It was Katie's mother. She looked like she'd been crying and was absolutely covered with sweat. Her face was red from the heat. Her face was red from the heat. He'd been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her all day. Her ♥♥♥♥♥ was blown out completely
He'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her ass with his massive donkey ♥♥♥♥ and she loved it
His ♥♥♥♥ felt so good inside of her, filling her up to the brim with his thick load of donkey ♥♥♥.
then everyone died