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2014-2014

29/11/2014 18:29
I have been kidnapped by an englishman from london.
He spoon-feeds me liquidized crumpets at each meal.
We travel across the London "border" each night, but only seem to travel in a loop, as we always end up back in London.
He is polite, as all English people are, but I can tell that he is secretly waiting, waiting for his chance to turn me over to the Queen for the Irish Emmigrant that I am.

I can feel my muscles turning to mush as I spend my days preparing tea bags for sale.

Please send help.

-Mireal

29/11/2014 17:20

I've been kidnapped by 2 irish people.
They bare knuckle fight me 2v1.
They talk in their weird language that nobody knows.
They eat potatoes while I starve to death.
They admire their 4-leaf clover collection and sing that over used song 'Get Lucky'.

I'm slowly dying in this disgusting caravan...

Please send help.

-drifta