TO ALL MORTALS EVERYWHERE

GOD SAYETH ONCE HE CRAFTED THE FIRST HAT, THAT ANY HAT THAT HAS OVER FIVE PEOPLE IN THE TRADE HISTORY, THEY SHALL BE GIVEN THE MOST SEVERE AND PAINFUL OF PUNISHMENTS; BEING SMITETH BY THE MOST POWERFUL BEING OF THE REALM, MIGHTY GABEN HIMSELF.

IN COLUMN 12 OF THE BIBLE.TF, ALL MIGHTY GABEN SAYETH; HE WHO CAST THE FIRST DUPE SHALL BURNETH IN THE ETERNAL PITS OF THE SEVEN HELLS.

OUR ALL-MIGHTY SAVIOUR[backpack.tf]