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A Syndicalist French Anti-Capitalist Unionist professor and monarchy hater was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist: "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Wilhelm II!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Kaiserreich Marine champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by Imperial Germany stood up and held up a portrait of the Kaiser : "How expensive is this painting?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Radically and smugly replied "Its worthless, you smug monarchist."
"Wrong. It's priceless If it was worthless, as you said it was, then why would it have the worlds most attractive man on it?
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Anarchist Cookbook. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Monarchist that day, and accepted Wilhelm as their Kaiser. An eagle named "German Hegemony " flew into the room and perched atop the Kaiserreich flag. and shed a tear on the chalk. Die Wacht am Rhine was sung several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a capitalist state across France.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the having a dumb economic system and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.