Hey big dog, work on your recoil control

The crowd roared with excitement as Thorin pranced onto the main stage like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pony or some ♥♥♥♥ and exclaimed that the Dramhack 420 finals would soon be going into game 3. It was to be a match that would be remembered for generations. "Aww hell ♥♥♥♥♥♥ we gon go wite into introducin' our first dews in tha finals." shouted Thorin, "Tha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bertstrips Big Dogs." The crowd of broke ass polish kids ejaculated in ecstasy as the Big Dogs entered the stage and sat at their battlestations.

They had just returned from their break knowing they would be heavily handicapped as their MVP, composs, had bitten has tongue completely in two in order to throw it at their opponent NiP.forest causing him to miss an AWP shot that would have otherwise picked the Big Dog known as Randy Bobandy. Composs would now have to play the final game as a tully, unable to call the NiP players "blue ♥♥♥♥♥♥s" in attempt to lower their morale.

Despite knowing of this disadvantage the Big Dogs sipped their Diet Orange Fanta calmy. They were focused on deciding if it would be appropriate to sabotage their weakest player Caleb in order to replace him with BOT Ernie, a much better player. Meanwhile the opposition of the Big Dogs, NiP, took their place across the table. The LAN had begun...

The Big Dogs were confident. The map was mirage after all, the official map of the Bertstrips. To make things better they would be playing on the CT side first, a position that their co-captain "dD" preferred heavily.

The pistol round was a massive success, as soon as the Dogs heard NiP pushing into A site Randy set up dD for the perfect 4k. While Caleb was shoot at the final NiP player who had taken position up in palace(Caleb was missing every shot), the teams captain, kuthor managed to dink the last guy from behind.

Kurthor ordered the team to go balls to the wall the next round, NiP then pulled a super clutch play at B and managed to wipe the Dogs and take their Bizons, winning almost every other round of the half. The Big Dogs were ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The Dogs managed to play a decent T side (thanks to Bobandy's juan deags). In fact, it was so decent they managed a bit of a comeback, the score was now 15-14, The Big Dogs were not comfortable going into overtime. In an instant the dD and composs had bought their auto and Kurthor a negev. Randy cursed his team for making said buys and Caleb had went afk because his mom wanted him to go get tendies.

The team did a 2-2 split dD and composs took positions on A site and picked the NiP players guarding it, while the remaining NiP players started rotating from B Kurthor jumped from apartments and gunned the 3 down with his negev.



....it was ova wit