BREAD Jester
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"Transformed into a widebody, the 4th generation Z became a sportscar targeting the global market."

The Z32 appearing in 1989 was the first complete transformation for the Fairlady Z. It came in a wide, flat body, turning 180 degrees from the narrow, long body designs that lasted 3 generations. It was a size for a global sports car, not restricted by the size classes of the Japanese market.

Its steering characteristics were changed drastically. As soon as the steering is turned, the nose slices into the corner, and the wide tread gave it a high level of potential. This Z opened new doors as a cornering machine, while maintaining its performance as a GT. Again, the Z dropped European thoroughbreds into a hole of despair.

At the heart of this car was a compact V6 with a low center of gravity. Even though it is an FR, it was given a front midship layout with the engine located as far back as possible, to make the front/rear weight distribution close to 50:50. Aiming for the global market, the engine size was fixed at 3L, and producing 227 HP in the NA, and 276 HP in the twin turbo, its performance decorated the end of the 20th century. Its suspension used advanced designs as well, and even features like an ABS that does not transfer shock to the brake pedal, were things that went beyond the usual standards of the time.

In 1992, a convertible model was added to the lineup, and was greatly welcomed in its main market of California.

In the future you will steal cars with your mind. 2026 TM INC LLC LTD :postalostrich: :maiden:
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Vapor? Smoke? Its Steam™ :maiden:

"Transformed into a widebody, the 4th generation Z became a sportscar targeting the global market."

The Z32 appearing in 1989 was the first complete transformation for the Fairlady Z. It came in a wide, flat body, turning 180 degrees from the narrow, long body designs that lasted 3 generations. It was a size for a global sports car, not restricted by the size classes of the Japanese market.

Its steering characteristics were changed drastically. As soon as the steering is turned, the nose slices into the corner, and the wide tread gave it a high level of potential. This Z opened new doors as a cornering machine, while maintaining its performance as a GT. Again, the Z dropped European thoroughbreds into a hole of despair.

At the heart of this car was a compact V6 with a low center of gravity. Even though it is an FR, it was given a front midship layout with the engine located as far back as possible, to make the front/rear weight distribution close to 50:50. Aiming for the global market, the engine size was fixed at 3L, and producing 227 HP in the NA, and 276 HP in the twin turbo, its performance decorated the end of the 20th century. Its suspension used advanced designs as well, and even features like an ABS that does not transfer shock to the brake pedal, were things that went beyond the usual standards of the time.

In 1992, a convertible model was added to the lineup, and was greatly welcomed in its main market of California.

In the future you will steal cars with your mind. 2026 TM INC LLC LTD :postalostrich: :maiden:
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The Bread Jester
The Bread Jester meets with Bernie and Ert. An unusual pair of strangers who are unlikely friends. They claim that in another universe they are famous puppets on a TV show. But in this universe they are merely puppets. Bread Jester indulges their delusions, as he is used to the ethereal ramblings of back crack addicts and halfway home sentient folding tables. The merchandise is dispensed. Bernie and Ert look upon the stuff with the same excitement and longing of a golden retriever waiting for his food to hit the bowl. Bread Jester felt a tinge of empathy and pity, but he quickly buried it underneath the aged mound of dirty socks that was his guilt and shame, a quick and instant reflex long ago honed and cooked to perfection. He sees their hungry eyes begin to narrow and their eyes water. Bread Jester snaps them out of it, "hey guys, hand me the cash and lets get this over with". Bernie and Ert look at each other in shock as if awakened from some deep slumber and then leave into the poorly lit rear of their run down apartment. Bread Jester watches them disappear into the dark as they turn down some hallway and open a door. He waits, alone with his thoughts, he ponders the nature of his work. "The best part of this job is the customers and their digs" he thought to himself. In his time, this line of work had showed him the most absurd kind of people, those who spoke as if they came from another world, alien like personalities with strange rituals and neurotic cultural quirks. He knew this was just an attempt to hide, deep down he knew. They were destitute individuals who were clinging on to life, their brains haywire and rewired by the many thousands of wizard chemicals, not to mention impurities and additives, the substances they craved delivered into their systems. He felt that tinge of pity and empathy again. Then he remembered why he was here. Bernie and Ert emerged from the darkness, holding a stained paper envelop. They handed the thing to Bread Jester, who inspected the contents to make sure payment was in full. The money was all there. "We're good. You guys take it easy with that stuff" he said with a touch of concern in his voice, but Bernie and Ert had raced back to some darkened room laughing hysterically hand in hand. Bread Jester turned and headed for the door, he opened it and the evening light hit just right. Just a few hundred more to go.

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17 Jun @ 6:35am 
TUNNEL >:(
24 May, 2023 @ 10:34pm 
Act 3: The Socialist Dream

Scene 1: The Workers' Paradise

Clara and the Redcracker now find themselves in a transformed society—a socialist paradise where everyone enjoys the fruits of their labor. The stage is filled with joyous dances and scenes of communal harmony.

Scene 2: The Final Transformation

In a grand finale, Clara and the Redcracker undergo a final transformation, symbolizing their transition into lifelong revolutionaries. They embrace their role in shaping a better world and inspire the audience to carry the torch of socialism.

Scene 3: The Call to Action

As the curtains close, the Redcracker addresses the audience, urging them to join the struggle for a just society. The performance ends with a powerful call to action, encouraging viewers to question the existing power structures and work towards a more equitable future.
24 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm 
Bro Tim Burton needs to make an animated film about this. Like the night before christmas but with commie elves and capitalist mice.
24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm 
Act 2: The People's Uprising

Scene 1: The Land of Equality

Clara and the Redcracker journey through the Land of Equality, a utopian vision where the means of production are collectively owned by the workers. Here, dancers embody different facets of the proletariat, showcasing their unity and strength.

Scene 2: The Battle for Liberation

The Redcracker leads Clara and the workers in a battle against the bourgeoisie's enforcers, symbolized by the Mouse Bourgeoisie. They engage in a fierce struggle, using tools of the trade as weapons. The choreography highlights the inherent power of the working class.

Scene 3: The Triumph of the Revolution

The Redcracker defeats the Mouse Bourgeoisie, leading to the downfall of the Sugarplum Capitalist. Clara and the workers celebrate their victory, embracing a new era of equality and justice. The stage is filled with red banners and jubilant dancers rejoicing in the triumph of the proletariat.
24 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm 
Act 1: The Proletariat's Plight

Scene 1: The Factory Floor

The curtains rise to reveal a dimly lit factory floor, where workers toil under the oppressive rule of the bourgeoisie. Instead of a lavish living room, we see a grim industrial setting, symbolizing the struggles of the working class. The factory is owned by the tyrannical Sugarplum Capitalist.

Scene 2: The Gift of Awakening

Amidst the drudgery, a brave factory worker named Clara discovers a mysterious red nutcracker hidden among the piles of machinery. Little does she know that this Nutcracker holds the power to ignite a revolution.

Scene 3: The March of the Proletariat

In a dream sequence, Clara witnesses a powerful March of the Proletariat, where the factory workers rise up against their oppressors. They sing revolutionary anthems and wave red flags, demanding justice and fair wages.
24 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
The nut cracker I think I hear somewhere before is an actual ballet. I think its originally Russian. Really fancy stuff. But I just picture some guy dressed as santa in a fancy opera house production people pay a lot of money to go see. And you go there and you see an opera and its about santa and he's trying to sing and hit opera tier notes but theres just a bunch of dwarfelves in a huge line constantly kicking santa right in the c*ck in a timely manner consistently interrupting his attempts to sing and all you hear is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥