Genisis 1

In the beginning Norwegian created the 1stCSG. 2 Now the 1stCSG was formless and empty, reality was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Norwegian was hovering over the waters.

3 And Norwegian said, “Let there be Josephine,” and there was Josephine. 4 Norwegian saw that the Josephine was good, and he separated the Josephine from the reality. 5 Norwegian called the Josephine “real,” and the reality he called “unreal.” And there was evening, and there was hope—the first Coldstream Guard.

6 And Norwegian said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So Norwegian made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 Norwegian called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And Norwegian said, “Let the 1stCSG under the sky be gathered to one place, and let the 68th appear.” And it was so. 10 Norwegian called the 68th “retarded,” and the 1stCSG he called “a meme.” And Norwegian saw that it was good.

11 Then Norwegian said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Norwegian saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14 And Norwegian said, “Let there be Josephines in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be Josephines in the vault of the sky to give Josephine on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Norwegian made two great Josephines—the greater Josephine to govern the day and the lesser Josephine to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 Norwegian set them in the vault of the sky to give Josephine on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate Josephine from reality. And Norwegian saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.