Welcome to the Arkadian Empire!

Once upon a time, in a land known as Kuyijkl, there lived a demented wizard named "Nero." Nero lived his early life in the grand city of Tuyaf. However, Nero isolated himself from society after a fiery accident with the city's brothel. Since then, he has been perfecting the art of black magic in an abandoned fortress on the outskirts of the kingdom.

One day, during an experiment with the local shrubbery, Nero stumbled upon a creature he had never seen before. Although he attempted to approach the creature carefully, it was able to sense him and quickly ran hide beneath a nearby tree. Backed into a corner, the creature began to make eldritch sounds and gestures that seemed to poorly imitate an aggressive ape. As Nero grew closer to the being, a strong aroma of alcohol began to pervade the air and there was clear physical damage done to the creature's outer layer. By creating a fire, Nero was capable of luring the creature out into the open. Upon leaving the safety of the tree, Nero captured it in a makeshift pitfall trap and took it back to the fortress for future experiments.

After several attempts to learn more about the creature, Nero managed to only figure ot that it had migrated westward from a faraway land inhabited by a species that existed solely on drinking and squatting. Interesting Nero, he continued to examine the creature under cautious circumstances.

Over the next three years, Nero slowly taught the creature how to communicate. The creature revealed himself to be an outcast from his own society and was forced to survive on his own for several years before being found. However, Nero was unable of stopping him from drinking and squatting all over the fortress.

As the years passed by, the two began to develop a close bond and share similar traits. Eventually, the two decided to band together and conquer those that had scorned them decades ago when they had left their respective socities. Starting from nothing, the two started what would later become a formidable empire.

Scribe Reram; Fifth of Vita Nova, 453 A.F.Y. [/u]