Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer.

That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of the yurconundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For example, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin' me a structurally suplurfious new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Take, for example, this heavy-caliber, tripod-mounted little number right here, designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope- not pointed at you.

(To clear things up, this is a TF2 Engineer group, but also a group for really cool people I meet in TF2.)
(I'll fix up the group description someday.)