All Hail The almighty Pain Train!

The pain train is the new lorrd and saivior of the modern world thou may follow the ways of the apin train and be freed from all sin as long as thou follows these 3 commandments from the pain train preist.
1. Thou shalt only kill with thy pain train
2. thou shalt equip no other weapons that damage other tan thy pain train and thy sheid
3. thou must pledge to convert nonn belivers to the ways of the pain train