Bush did 9/11

Our reign of pure blood has begun. Cast away the non believers and allow our savior Satan to fuel your demonic deeds. We must gain control of our local water supplies to grasp a political foothold. once we gain the dark powers of Chris Christie, We will burn all remains of those do not conform. Our reign shall strike terror into the hearts of infants for eternities upon eternities. Heil Satan. Heil the ♥♥♥ Boiis.

-your liberal satanist friend Snoop Doge