UberFist!

Long ago, when the war between RED and BLU began, the great Morgan Freeman felt that his greatness may soon be threatened. In order to stay supreme overlord of the world, he created a secret order to protect him and fight for justice. He created the Uber Fists. The Uber Fists consisted of partnerships: 1 heavy and 1 medic. They were masters at the art of heavy boxing, experience in the use of heavy weaponry, and were highly skilled in medicine and medical procedures. Theses heavy-medic teams fought off armies and defeated evil leaders. But soon, the REDs and the BLUs became so even in power and the threat of an attack against Morgan Freeman became almost impossible, the Uber Fists were disbanned and went into hiding. But now, the threat has arisen, and the Uber Fists must return. I, Google, and my friend ComedyCentral are bringing back the Uber Fists and together, we will protect Morgan Freeman and bring justice and peace back to the world. Only the most professional and passionate heavies and medics will be able to join the Order of the Uber Fists, and those chosen will help bring order to the world. The Uber Fists have returned, and we will fight for Morgan Freeman.

(Story Retold by Google.)