Ye who wants to be a Smag must have Swag.

To Become a Smag Pirate, you need the right Swag.
Step 1: Wear a Pirate Hat. (for cheapest hat, purchase a TF2 Stamp.)
Step 2: Grow a Beard. (You Hippie.)
Step 3: Get a Special Taunt. (Easy way is to get the replay achivment.)
Now You Are Ready for Becoming a Smah Pirate! Now have some Booze you Smag Pirate!