We are the Church. We are the children. We are the Church, of Chuck Norris

We are followers of the one true god, The Great Lord Norris. Join us, and you too can be part of the church.

The story is told, that at the beginning of time. Two great beings fell from the sky. Lord Norris, and Lord Cage. The two worked to together to create everything we see today. Lord Cage however, decided to leave his godly position, to steal the Declaration of Independance. Lord Norris however, remained to rule over us all.
We give thanks to you, Lord Norris, for watching over us.
#YOLO