The Fun Police

Rules:
1. Fun is illegal
2. Fun is a sin, and thus anyone who has fun must be apprehended.
3. Unusuals are fun, and thus are illegal.
4. Playing medic makes the game more fun, and is thus illegal.
5. Not being dead is fun, and thus illegal.
6. Cocaine is fun the first time, but will ruin your life in the long run, and is therefore legal.
7. Playing the game is fun, and thus illegal.
8. Killstreaks are fun, and thus everyone with a killstreak of more than 5 people must be eliminated immediately.
9. -Et cetera