Prepare for the ascension. Down with Farrage

Ladies and Gentlemen. We are the Socialists of Britain. For too long we have skulked away in caves, fighting the Fascist Horde and Bourgeoisie cult during our secret war. We were sealed away, and now our return is near. We shall assume control of our country and our red flag shall fly across every country as we recreate the British Empire under the Socialist banner. We are also very drunk.

Basically it's just a group between friends where we can game together, have group sessions and clan wars with the Turnip group. We also have some nonsensical and witty banter on the side with the socialist cult-thing

President of Socialist Britain (Perfect Pyroshark of Ni)
Queen of Socialist Britain (Hakkyou)
Prime Minister of Socialist Britain (Friendly Heavy)
Furher of Socialist Britain (Lord Inglip of Shadow and Flame)

We pledge to make every Tuesday a religious festival dedicated to the wonders of cider.
We pledge that we will uphold the commandments Lord Zalgo has placed upon us and to worship the very gorund he walks on.
We pledge to exterminate the Turnip-Sympathisers as decreed by Lord Zalgo.
We pledge to recreat the great British Empire and spread socialism and the word of Zalgo to foreign shores.
We pledge to eat frosties as they are the official sponser of the ascension.
We pleadge that in our glorious ascension, the turnip-lord, Nigel Farrage, will be exterminated and sacrificed for Lord Zalgo to dine upon.
We pledge that every day at 11:00am we must all drink a pot of Earl Grey tea with crumpets and scones
We pledge that we will eliminate these shows that mislead the viewer into thinking that our great society is actually the filth they see on television. (All Talent shows, All Talk shows, Channel 5 as a whole (especially when they showcase American content - euch!), Dave (simple repeats of our paid BBC), Negative documentaries (simply broadcasting our faults - extreme bias))
We pledge to destroy liberty prime

More will be added to this list in the future.
We are always willing to update our manifesto, so leave an idea at the discusiion