Everyone starts somewhere... Even gibus heavies...

> When I was 9 yrs old, I loved shrek so much
> i had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to shrek every night before bed,thanking him for the life i've been give
>"Shrek is love" i say. "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls my a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
... >i Call him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>My face hurts now
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A ...warmth is moving towards me
>i feel something touch me
>It's shrek

>i am so happy
>he whispers in to my ear, "This is my swamp"
>he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>i'm ready
>i spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
>i can feel my butt tearing my eyes start to water
>i push against his force
>i want to please shrek
>he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love sauce
>my dad walks in
>shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "I'ts all ogre now"
>shrek leaves through my window
>shrek is love,Shrek is life

Tip no. 8: There is no Tip no. 7
Tip no. 10: There is also no Tip no. 9, because 7 8 9 and he went to jail

Tip no. 5: Get particle effects
Tip no. 6: Shoot people

Tip no. 3: ???
Tip no. 4: Profit

Advice on each class? o_0
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Tip NO. 1: Don't suck
Tip NO. 2:Shrek is love, Shrek is life