Stand aside in a missionary position low tour! Let the pros take over...

This group brought me some serious heat the other day haha, people cant take a joke.
Trololololo

These Smissmass invaders go on for months at a time for TF2 is a F2P game that produces thousands of new players a day especially around the holiday season making MILLIONS of noobs who join the game without a clue in the world on how to play the MVM mode. This causes us to waste time when waiting for the 3 minute time limit before we can kick them, people leave because they're sick and tired of getting paired with 0-10 tours when they're obviously superior to them with 40+ tours. This cancer running among us should be dispatched of ASAP and Free Smissmass tickets should NOT be included with the stocking stuffers this year.

I, Teddy,
Have done 317 Two Cities Tours and have received only 1 australium (Axe on #17) and 28 pro killstreak kit fabricators. I've sat back and seen people with 1 tour get the most expensive australium wepons in the game for far too long. These free Smissmass tickets are a cancer to those who play MVM on a daily basis, who keep putting money into this game while getting nothing in return. I'm sure I speak for most people when I say that we play MVM mostly because for the past 4 years TF2 has released nothing as good as the Halloween update for 2012. So to keep ourselves interested in the game we play a mode where you can test out all kinds of different upgrade/wepon/class combinations to win the game mode and create some kind of fantasy that TF2 will get better one day.

I, The Ruckus,
Formally pledge my full allegiance to the Anti-Smissmass Ticket Movement. We, my brothers and sisters, will triumph over the evil of low tour smissmass invaders no matter what the cost. We, WILL BE VICTORIOUS!