☠Fear No Evil... Except Us... M'kay☠

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Hello and welcome to our glorious clan! Despite our name, we actually aren't as utterly awesome as we appear to be. In fact we are 3 ¼ more times as awesome as you assumed we first were. With thanks to our scientific scienceness, we are able to deceive the public from easily discovering our extreme levels of awesome to keep the massive amounts incompetent gamers at bay and remain in the shadows. This way, we can weed out the epic gamers from the average monkey see monkey do ones, without getting swarmed by the unwanted.
Basically we are one of the few remaining groups that aren't filled with trolls, 12 year olds, douchebags, and overall unintelligent people.
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[O.o]<(So, how duz I join?)
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Well, good thing you asked ♥♥♥♥♥ the Owl!

Just follow these steps to potentially insure your spot in this amazing clan!

Step One:
Locate a phone (It looks somthing like this ☎)

Step Two:
Pick up the talking apparatus (This piece ✆)

Step three:
Using the buttons located on the underside of the phone, dial 9-1-1

Step four:
Speak the TOP SECRET code located below into the talking appuratus.
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║TOP SECRET CODE: "My mom told me my meth lab was going to explode so I shot her."
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Congradufladulations! Since you used out TOP SECRET code, you have succesfully contacted our clan staff representative who will now aid you in completing the rest of the procedure! Please print out this seal of completion symbol and paste it to your forehead so our representative will be able to identify you upon arrival!
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║Seal of Completion: ♥
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If you where actually stupid enough to go through all this i advise you to gfto out of your currrent place of residence asap.
How to become a member! (For reals this time)
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╠➢Respect other gamers.
╠➢Apologize if you dun goof, don't be a st00pid.   
╠➢Use proper grammer. (Rap slangs make you look stupid, not cool)
╠➢Karmas ghey to your face, don't forget that.
╠➢Everyone's entitled to thier personal opinion... unless your opinion is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded.
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These are also rules for current members too. ➚

If we find you in game acting like this we will add you.

Well go out there and have some fun!
We sure will!
-Nuclear Mudkip <(^.^<)