this group is for cool kids only

we are professionals at drinking crit-a-cola and beating people with obsure objects like:

Ham
Frying Pans
A Severed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Arm
F i s h
Baseball Bats
And Other ♥♥♥♥

or just shooting them with the Force-a-Nature like a true d i c k h e a d.