We fight for Birb Justice and MEMES

So I know that activity has been low and some of you might feel like the Force has been abandoned and left for dead, and, well, you'd be right. But that's not what I'm here to tell you all today.

This is a reminder to all of you, to uphold the four principles of the Force, in both your daily and online life, and not to waver from your constant duty that is to uphold peace and love and memes whenever you can.

The four principles, as decreed by me, are Courage, Dedication, Honor, and Sacrifice.

We of the Policebirb Fighting Force don't do what we do and expect rewards like money, women or experience points. We do what we do because doing what is just and right is the only right course of action - why do evil when you can do good?

With that said, even though the Force has been very inactive in the past months, have no fear. The Captain and I have been having long discussions no we haven't about an eventual event where members of the Force would reunite and spread justice on TF2 or another game - so far we haven't decided yet.

So for those of you that still play Team Fortress 2, do not ease up! Keep spreading justice like butter on toast! For those who play anime MMORPGs, uphold our four principles in that wild jungle of gaming! And for you nerds who play Overwatch, just lol.

And with that, I bid you all farewell, until the next announcement in four months!

-Lieutenant Speedwagon

Our prayers go to Elesis, whose internet is down. Our thoughts are with you at all times. I'm sure everyone here understands the pain you're going through, and if you ever need someone to talk to, know every Policebirb here is obligated willing to offer their time and support.