The Glorious Peanut Army

A Grand Peanut Sage provides strange wisdom to a ninja kitten and then give the kitten a sniper rifle and shoot Clifford's soda and then the kitten shoots the soda can which then leaks soda onto the floor and a knight walks by and slips after stepping on the soda covered cement and falls onto a fire hydrant and makes the hydrant disintigrate and the cops arrest him then Phoenix Wright finds him not guilty stating "Have trust in The Peanut Army m8"
-CrazyCakes/The Man of Many Names