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Pan is love...Pan is life...

It was a cold, dark, friday morning...I had just finish cleaning up my bed after all the bacon...I felt a strange urge to make more bacon...so there it lay, moist, oiled on the ground, my Pan...I said to my self ''No...I cant do it...Not now...Not here...'' as i picked it up, it started to vibrate, i said ''NO!'' it stopped, then it started to cry. i said ''Im sorry, its just that...well...you said if i followed your path, you would show me the way to Pan Heaven, but here i am, still eating bacon...Why did you lie to me? after all i did for you....you just....no...'' then it turned around and said, with a godlike voice ''Dont you see? i said ill show you the path to pan heaven, and here we are, in pan heaven...'' ''you're right...How have i been so...stupid, you're heaven, im sorry, please forgive my blindness...'' then it started to vibrate ''Cmon baby, doit, lets party like its no tommorow''
gently,slow... i oiled the pan, it started to get moist, i gently started to put in next to my genetal...Pan is love...Pan is life...Its all bacon now...''...Give me the Pan, I want the Pan, I need the Pan, Smack the Pan, Seduce the Pan, Make it Your Pan, Make it happy and you shall be happy too, Love the Pan, Be gentle to Pan, Do this, and thy shall become a Pan my child...

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