We are of the sexy gamer species, behold our amazing sexy powers.

We are so sexy that we can cook food on our chest. Now that's what I call "hot", HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA......But enough with the jokes, let's get down to......"business".......We play video games, we don't have jobs, that's our business. Yep. Pretty sad. You don't have to stay if you don't want to....oh....you...y-you're not going to stay because you feel bad for us?......oh.....okay.....b-b-bye th-then...................................................