Welcome to Gaben's secret service.

To be come an agent of minimum wage you must accept the following:

-Know how to use a gun.

-Wear a suit at least twice a week.

-Headshots all day long.

-Cinnimatic fights.

-Never use a fake name (looking at you Bond).

-Work at a convinience store.

-Have an arch nemisis.

-Walk away from huge ass explosions in slow motion.

-Make nubs rage.

-Make 5 year olds rage.

-Wear shades.

-Know how to work the ladies.

-Be slick.

-And do it all for minimum wage.

If you can do all of the above you are qualified to be an agent of minimu wage.

What we do here is mainly random but we might organize a few events (probobaly not).