i aint afraid of no nosoper

1. No blacks
2. No whites
3. No Mexicans
4. No Catholics
5. No Demons
6. No Invertebrae
7. No girls
8. No boys
9. Fun is okay, in moderate amounts
10. No hats
11. Thursday is pie day. Everyone brings pie. I bring peach pie. (Don't bring a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peach pie, or so help me god...)
12. Friday is Casual Friday. Everyone plays Skyrim.
13. Saturday is 'You Missed The Joke' Saturday.
14. No Garry's Mod. Garry's Mod = BAN
15. If you have a little sister, she must sign a waiver, that I wrote up
16. Do not read the waiver. Also, bring your sister
17. No snacks in the chatroom. Too messy.
18. No socks
19. Gloves are okay.
19.a) Like handsocks.
19.b) Only if they're fingerless
20.Yoga pants are fine only if you are wearing socks underneath
21. No Condoms
22. No socks
23. IF you are menstruating you are BANNED from the chat
24. No socks
25. If you have turtles on your socks you are BANNED even if you are not wearing them
26. No used games
27.This chat is for the XBOX ONE all inclusive gaming entertainment sports and entertainment game system.
27.a) 360's are okay too.
28. Chat food and drink is Dew and Doritos
29. No quickscopes
30. No aimbots
31. No cheatcodes
32. No ladders
33. No baths
34. No chips
35. No lotion
36. No morse code
37. No porpoises
38. No quantum theories
38.a) Even if that theory is an algorithm for fun. Which is allowed.
39. No algorithms.
40. No leaving the chat. If you leave the chat you are BANNED.
40.a) If you are BANNED you are leaving the chat.
41. No freestyle rapping.
42. No dad jokes.
42.a) Mom jokes are fine
43. No fat jokes.
44. No screencaps.
45. No recording my voice in voice chat. If you record my voice on voice chat and sell it on eBay you will be BANNED.
46. No socks.
47. Do not bring cream cheese or any other spreadable dairy products into this chat.
48. No masturbation
48.a) Unless it is Masturbation Monday.
48.b) And even
49.h) To
49.i) Sleep
50. Naruto is fine
51. Bleach is fine
52. One Piece is okay.
53. Mirai Nikki is okay.
54. No Evangelion
55. No Bebop
56. No funny usernames
56.a) IF I see a username and it makes me laugh you are BANNED
56.b) Safety Wank, you are BANNED
57. If you laugh at my username, you are BANNED.
58. No 4Chan references
59. Reddit is okay
60. No meme arrows
61. Bathroom breaks require everyone to buddy up. We use the buddy system. No man left behind.
61.a) If you let go of your potty pal's hand, you are BANNED.
62. No Dorf Fortress
63. No apologising. Apologies get you a BAN.
64. No acronyms. Of any kind.
65. No Europeans
66.Russians are okay.
66.a) So long as the only words they use in chat are OPA, ♥♥♥♥♥ and NIET.
66.b) Any other words as a Russian will get you BANNED.
67. No gays.
68. No pizza.
69. No menstruating.
70. No coups.
71. No Ctrl + v.
72. No Hiragana.
73. No furries.
74. No kissing.
75. No Mickey Mouse impressions.
76. No Game of Thrones references.
77. No DOTA
77.a) League only.