HOBOMANIA, BROTHER!

Welcome, Ladies(?) and Gentlemen, to the Koth_King Crew!
If you are reading this, then you're part of the Highlander team I've set up for nefarious reasons. This team's goal is to have fun while still maintaining a decent amount of seriousness. By now, you know what you're playing, and you're going to play it. Simple as that. Titles will be decided by what your hobo looks like, and you will wear those titles, use those weapons and those cosmetics every time you play against another Highlander team.

SOME RULES TO FOLLOW:
1) No pooftahs.
2) Wearing your cosmetics to practice is optional, but using your weapons to any practice or full scrim is mandatory. See below for the entire list of usable weapons.
3) If someone's not doing their greatest, big bloody deal. Don't whine about it.
4) Practices happen every week, at a time we're all available, at a random TF2Lobby match. Try to be there. If you have a legitimate reason not to be there, let me know.
5) There is no rule 5. Right now.


Here's the items we'll be allowed to use by my ruling due to their hobo-ness that fall within UGC's Highlander Season 14 Competitive bans. By class, First weapons, then followed by cosmetics.
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SCOUT AND PYRO, A BEARD IS MANDATORY. UNLESS YOU HAVE A LEVEL THREE CHIN.

SCOUT:
Soda Popper, Back Scatter, Mad Milk, Flying Guillotine, Boston Basher, Holy Mackeral, Sandman, Wrap Assassin.
Ye Olde Baker Boy, Baseball Bill's Sports Shine, Flipped Trillby(M'lady), Fed-Fightin' Fedora(M'neckbeard)
, Spooky Sleeves, Digit Divulger, Flip Flops, Buck Turner All-stars, Breakneck Baggies, Track Terrorizer, Delquent's Down Vest, Flapjack, Thirst Blood.

SOLDIER:
Beggar's Bazooka, Rocket Jumper, Black Box, Buff Banner, Battalion's Backup, Gunboats, Mantreads, Pain Train, Market Gardener.
Soldier's Stash, Stainless Pot, Grenadier's Softcap, Brain Bucket, Kringle Collection, Lucky Shot, Captain's Cocktails, Soldier's Stogie, Helmet Without a Home, Tin Pot, Soldier's Slope Scopers, Rebel Rouser, Antarctic parka, Lone Survivor.

PYRO:
Degreaser, Detonator, Scorch Shot, Back Scratcher, Homewrecker, Neon Annihilator, Postal Pummeler, Powerjack.
Foster's Facade, Stately Steel Toe, Hottie's Hoodie, Head Warmer, Russian Rocketeer, Pyrotechnic Tote, Pyrobotics pack, Scrap Sack, Mair Mask, Sub Zero Suit, Blizzard Breather, Tiny Timber, Cute Suit, Lunatic's Lethers,

DEMOMAN:
Bootlegger, Loose Cannon, Chargin' Targe, Splendid Screen, Nine Iron, Pain Train, Scottish Handshake, Caber.
Mersop, you should know your demo loadout by now.

HEAVY, in the rare case I go medic instead:
Brass Beast, Iron Curtain, Tomislav, ANY EDIBLE FOOD-LIKE SUBSTANCE, Family Business, Eviction Notice, Warrior's Spirit.
The cosmetic loadout will simply be Unkempt Trap, Warmth Perserver and Bear Necessities. I will give you these if you are the team Heavy.

ENGINEER:
Frontier Justice, Any wrench.
Texas Slim's Done Shine, Big Country, Ol' Geezer, Professor's Peculiarity, Western Wear, Pocket Purrer, Barnstormer, Prize Plushy, Last Straw, Trash Toter, Dogfighter, Antarctic Researcher, Egghead's Overalls, Endothermic Exowear, Joe-on-the-Go, Level Three Chin.

MEDIC:
Overdose, Crusader's Crossbow, Medigun only, Solemn Vow, Ubersaw, Amputator.
Gentleman's Gastby, Surgeon's Side Satchel, Gentleman's Ushanka, Archimedes, Der Wintermantel, Nunhood, Heat of Winter, Heer's Helmet, Chronoscarf, Medicine Manpurse.

SNIPER:
Huntsman, Sydney Sleeper, Cozy Camper, Jarate, Any melee.
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative, Crocleather Slouch, YWN, Swagmann's Swatter, Bushmann's Boonie, Cold Killer, Well-rounded Rifleman, Wet Works, Chronomancer, Extra Layer, Snow Scoper, Triggerman's Tacticals, Poacher's Safari Jacket.

SHPEE:
L'etranger, Big Earner, Spy-cicle, Cloak and Dagger.
Backbiter's Billycock, Col Roule, Dashin' Hashshashin, Sneaky Spats Of Sneaking, Lacking Moral Fiber Mask, Dapper Disguise, Cut-throat Concierge, Dapper Disguise, Blood Banker, Escapist, Frenchman's Formals, Dead of Night.

ALL-CLASS COSMETICS WILL BE DENIED CONSIDERED.

One last thing! By the end of the week, I'd like to have the next three things presented to me: What times you are available, what time zone you are in, and what loadout you are planning to use for this team. If I feel there's a place for improvement cosmetically, I'll let you know.

Happy Hunting!
-General DeGroot, your hobo overlord