Saving Hamsters and Hashbrowns since 976 B.C.

Hello, Saturn here to let you know that the HASHBROWNS AND SPACE HAMSTERS ARE DYING OUT! We started this foundation to save all the hamsters and hashes we could, so please, show your support by donating your Hamsters or Hashbrowns to our various Administrators, where we will give them a good home. It's possible we might even save some of them to give to some lucky people out there! :D