Invite Your Pals/Friends/Amigos/Homoerotic Lovers/That one guy you met in public speaking who has steam but never gave you his tag but for whatever reason you know it/Barack Obama/My pinky toe/Your friends MILF/Your friends GILF/That one girl who brushed your shoulder in the subway and batted her eyes at you and you happened to jizz your pants because of the sensation of being touched by someone else who noticed your amazing orgasm face and gave you her number and then when you called it was a black guy who didn't know who you were that figured you were racist because hey they all sound alike to you white people right? Then he called you a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and hung up and you were questioning life for the next few days because the girl didnt give you her real number and then 5 hours of crying later you realized you typed the number in wrong so then you swallowed your pride and called her and she answered then when she said hello you couldnt think of anything to say so you just said the first thing that came to your mind which happened to be grandma because you were watching grandma porn as you were crying about her giving you the wrong number and she remembered your voice and invited you to her place and then you ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her brains out and now she is your wife and that kids is how i met your mother./Anyone really