HAIL KAITHOR

Kaithor is eternal. He is beyond time, in the past, present, and future; all at once.

he is the creator and destroyer of the universe

One day, Kaithor got bored, so he decided to create what we call ‘Gods.’ He created Yahweh, Allah, Adonai, and Shiva.

He also paid a bum to write a few books, including one called The Bible, The Quran, The Torah, and more.

This bum goes by the name Nicolas Cage.

Again, Kaithor got quite bored, so he decided to create an (incompetent) rival. To this day, his rival is called Tseroff

According to Yehemet, one of Kaithor’s Disciples, Kaithor’s most prized creation is cheesecake.

Kaithor’s Seven Disciples are unknown but are thought to be the embodyment of the seven deadly sins.

Kaithor said proclaimed to one of his desciples,"Champer Damper est optimum cattus in Iunctus finibus" which roughly translates to “Champer Damper is the best cat in the United States.”

In a meeting consisting of all seven of His Disciples, he informed them that Polyester is indisputably the best fabric, while cotton is the worst.

though kaithor supports slavery, he is not racist because he supports the enslavement of all races. But he also thoroughly dislikes black people.

Kaithor has been described by his disciples as having a goat-like head with the upper body of a human man and the lower body of an octopus.
He has the wings of a dragon and a spiked back.
his eyes have been described as being black “Like looking into an abyss of sheer ecstady” one of his disciples has been quoted as saying.​