Press F4 Button immediately

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press f4
A statement notifying people in certain multiplayer PC games (Most notably in Team Fortress 2's Mann V. Machine game mode) to ready up for purposes of a match starting. So named because the Function-4 (F4) key starts (or reduces time of) a countdown timer for an MvM wave

Press F4 immediately you freeloaders
-I don't care about you or your problems just press F4.
-Crit stickies are not needed, doesn't matter if Engi has set up yet.
-Tap F4 throughout the whole wave. No stalling. You don't matter.
-No waiting for players to join.
-Buy your upgrades when you die or midwave.

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Crazy Dave 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

getting kicked for an f4 script is just the game telling you that you're too based

Crisis Kang 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Hitting F4 is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To hit F4 is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To hit F4 is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to press F4. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to wait the timer out. Therefore the F4 button presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. Most people won't punish you for not hitting F4, no one will fine you or kill you for not pressing F4, you gain nothing by hitting it You must hit F4 out of the goodness of your own heart. You must hit F4 because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

Crisis Kang 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

Readying up is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.