Shockingly Powerful!

We're upgrading and downloading.
We're thinking left is always right. And right is always right.
We move forward, we retreat backward.
And we're always helping everyone we can. No exceptions, don't sit and pout.
Why? Because we're the Electron Army, over and out.
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RULES:
1: No cheating, hacking, exploiting or bullying.
2: Whenever you see someone being bullied or taunted, always votekick the bully if possible, and attempt to help the victim, no matter what.
3: Never take things seriously. Take things too seriously and you will start to get angry. Just saying.
4: You are allowed to invite friends to Electron Army. However, if a player is kicked from the group, and you reinvite the person, you will be kicked yourself.
5: Violating any of these rules will get you an automatic kick from the group.
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RANKS:
Sparx Requirements: Prove to me (JoltTheHedgehog) you are worthy of joining the group and getting the first rank, Sparx.

Bronze Showman Requirements: You must prove you can follow the rules listed above for at least a week to obtain the second rank, Bronze Showman.

Circuit Breaker Requirements: You have to be a Premium Team Fortress 2 member to obtain the third rank, Circuit Breaker. (NOTICE: If you were already Premium after completing the Bronze Showman requirements, you get this rank automatically.)

Silver Strongman Requirements: You have to be able to obtain my full trust to obtain the fourth rank, Silver Strongman.

Full Electron: You must retain my trust for at least a month to become a personal friend, thus earning you the last actually obtainable rank, Full Electron.

Heart of Gold: This rank is exclusively for close friends only.

Thunderbolt: This rank is only for the Owner of the group.

NOTICE: Full Electrons recieve Officer Rank and Hearts of Gold become Moderators!
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