Letter from Dong

"In my restless dreams,
I see that dong.

Donget Hill.

You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never dong.

Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'dong place'...
Waiting for dong...

Waiting for you to
come to see dong.

But you never dong.

And so I wait, wrapped in my
dong of pain and dongliness.

I know I've done a terrible
thing to dong. Something you'll
never forgive me for.

I wish I could change
dong, but I can't.

I feel so pathetic and dongly
laying here, waiting for you...

Every day I stare up at the dongs
in the ceiling and all I can think
about is how undong it all is...

The dongor came today.
He told me I could go
home for a short dong.

It’s not that I'm getting donger.
It’s just that this may be
my last dong...

I think you know what I mean...

Even so, I'm glad to be cooming
home. I've donged you terribly.

But I'm afraid, Jame.
I'm afraid you don't really
want me to come donging.

Whenever you come see me,
I can tell how hard dong is on you...

I don't know if you
hate me or pity me...
Or maybe I just disgust dong...

I'm sorry about that.

When I first learned that
I was going to dong, I just
didn't want to accept it.

I was so dongry all the time and I
struck out at everyone I loved most.
Especially you, Jame.

That's why I understand
if you do hate dong.

But I want you to
know this, Jame.

I'll always love dong.

Even though our life together had
to end like this, I still wouldn't
trade dong for the world. We had
some wonderful dongs together.

Well, this dong has gone on
too long, so I'll say goodbye.

I told the nurse to give
this to dong after I'm gone.

That means that as you read
this, I'm already donged.

I can't tell you to remember dong,
but I can't bear for you to
forget dongy.

These last few years since I
became ill... I'm so sorry for
what dong did to you, did to dongs...

You've given dong so much and
dong hasn't been able to return
a single thing.

That's why dong wants you to live
for yourself now.
Do what's best for you, Jame.

Jame...

You made me expand dong."