We are pretty derpy, ya know

FatLard123456789:Tonights story a local dog does a flip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PuWjo7dpww
Now to John with sports
John: Well today we had an injury luckly it was not one of ours, but it was a crime commited by one of ours, AGuy57 Farted and killed 23 and hospitalized 47 these are sad day, this has nothing to do with sports, back to you FatLard123456789
FatLard123456789:THIS JUST IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LExQXGCtz4Y Nutty the Squrriel can water ski now to Dorthy ManTooth for this feild report
Dorthy ManTooth: I WAS CRITISISMIZED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQH7PFrI04 YAY
FatLard123456789: BREAKING NEWS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFEIOebgYHA Nutty Has died this is a strategic day for the news room, but thats all for today, you stay classy San Deigo, I'm FatLard123456789?