Crit-ter Scouts!

Wild Crit-a-Scouts are dying out, what we all need is to go scout, equip crit-a-cola and run aroudn with a gibus and tease everyone in our way. All those noobs who kill us are called Nocrittahse (No-Crit-ters).

ALL US CRIT-TER SCOUTS ARE LIKE TINY INSECTS, (quite legitemately (if dats hwo u spell it)) AND MUST WORK OUR WAY TO BECOME THE- something. Right. Just join. Yeah.