Welcome to the conga club!

First of all, this is where you find all the ranks. Theres four categories. One for the conga lovers, one for those who find conga interesting, one for those who hate conga, and one for those who dont mind that conga is in the game. Do not say that you are a specific rank if you are not, and all the ranked people will be listed here.

Conga Baby:
Has no influence, or anything special, this indicates that youre in the clan. Everybody starts at this rank, and when you wanna evolve you choose what path you wanna go for. Even the clan owner starts from this point C:

Conga Nerd
This indicates that you like congaing, but sometimes you dont really give a ♥♥♥♥ about friendly people. This is a second rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Baby"
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Conga Beginner
This indicates that you like to conga, and rarely crashes a party. You like to join conga though, or try to taunt kill some off them. This is a second rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Baby"
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Conga Killer
This indicates that you wanna kill every conga you see. You dont even think about what youre doing. Shame! But it doesnt matter, every kind is welcome in our group :). This is a second rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Baby".
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Conga Noob:
You arent really interested in the conga, and you crash most partys you see. You dont hate the conga, but they are just in the game in youre opinion. You dont find it hype or amazing, but its fun to sometimes use. This is a second rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Baby"
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Conga Brainiac:
You find conga interesting, and you know small facts about it, like when it was added to the game, what update and stuff like that. You arent really interested in doing conga, but you like to conga sometimes when youre in the mood. This is a third rank. You get this after you evolve from "Conga Nerd"
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Conga Recruit:
You really like congaing, and 90% of everytime you see someone congaing, you join instead of killing them. Good job, be happy that you got this rank :). This is a third rank. You get this after you evolved from "Conga Beginner"
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Conga Crasher:
You hate congas! Just kill them! You dont even care that they are in the game, you just focus on bieng a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ruin it! You love the caber + Splendid screen, just so you can make MASSIVE damage at a time! People like you should shame themselves! This is a third rank. You get this after you evolved from "Conga Killer"
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Conga Tryhard:
You still havent changed youre mind about congas, and focus even more about the game. You kill taunting people, and friendly hoovys, and doesnt mind that they get mad at you in the chat. This is a third rank, you gain this after you evolved from "Conga Noob"
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Conga PROFESSOR!!
You really find the conga and all the other taunts interesting, and you have at least one conga in youre inventory. You like to start a conga, but you wont do it for very long. You focus on researching, and not doing it ingame. You arent really a hater, but not a lover, so kinda in the middle of those two. This is a final rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Brainiac". The Nerd family stops here. You gained your final position. You will now be a moderator in the group. Prepare your anus C:<3
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Conga Lover:
You love conga! CONGA CONGA CONGA! You would conga the world around! And if you happend to get killed you just do it again! You have at least one conga to be in this rank, and your favorite class to be friendly has to be heavy! Pootis Spencer here! CONGA CONGA CONGA! :D. This is a fourth rank, you gain this after you evolved from "Conga Recruit"
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Conga Serial Killer:
Please just... stop what youre doing... Most hoovys hate you, and would pay 400.000$ to get youre head. But yeah, thats kinda stupid, because you respawn again... You wont release your caber, and always targets a hoovy instead of the bomb cart or a control point. This is a fourth rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Crasher"
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Conga Highlander
You still mostly focus on killing those who are a threat to you, and you dont mind a single friendly or two. But you still kill those friendlys, but not if theres other people who do damage to you at the same time as you are about to shoot a hoovy or two. This is a fourth rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Tryhard"
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Conga MASTER!!
This is it! You became a top lover conga ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You just love the conga taunt! You cant stop the dance, you just cant! Everytime you join, you choose your beloved hoovy and start dancing! This is a final rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Lover". The Beginner family stops here. You will now be a moderator in the group. Prepare your anus C:<3

Conga DUMBY!!
Ok ive been wanting to say this the whole time... GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF!! EVERYBODY HATES YOU!! I HATE YOU!! THAT HOOVY HATES YOU!! PLEASE JUST GTFO NOBODY WANNA SEE YOU!! ♥♥♥♥ YOU!! YOU UGLY TRYHARD ♥♥♥♥♥(no racism sorry ;-;)♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Ahh, that felt good... This is a final rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Serial Killer". The Killer family stops here. You will now be a moderator in the group. Prepare your anus C:</3

Conga GAMER!!
You dont care about conga, just play the game. Dont really care if the guy you just killed was a hoovy. Youre an ignorant to all hoovys, and you focus those who makes your character feel pain and lose HP. At least you dont main hoovys, so its fine to have you in the clan. This is a final rank. You gain this after you evolved from "Conga Highlander". The Tryhard Family stops here. You will now be a moderator in the group. Prepare your anus C:<3

So yeah, that was all the ranks. If you want it simple, it is right here below, but please understand that it is not a bad thing to be in the Killer family. Yours truly, IPenguin

The Conga Nerd Family:
Nerd - Brainiac - Professor

The Conga Beginner Family:
Beginner - Recruit - Lover - Master

The Conga Killer Family:
Killer - Crasher - Serial Killer - Dumby

The Conga Noob Family
Noob - Tryhard - Highlander - Gamer

There is a special rank, for all the rich kids or adults. If you have a unusual conga, any effect, you get the rights of a "[RC]" tag, which means Rich Conga. The people who have it is listed here. Also, you automatically become moderator with unusual conga, and if you already are, you will become co-owner.
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Again, yours truly, IPenguin