Welcome, my minions.

Together, we will rise up and take over the world, one battle at a time-
I am your leader, Cobra Commander, Commander of The Cobra Comman Corperation. My job is too create and put into actions that make up your job, hired minion, so easy. Together, we will rule the world- under Cobra, we rule the universe. HAIL COBRA!

Cobra- ATTACK!