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Master John 3:16

30 December, 2015 - mike's profile | 0 Comments

The man, the legend, Mike Venoms takes the guise of the ever so powerful Jesus Christ and embarks on a quest to purify the foot domination community of YouTube. His first "patient" was known by the identity of Master John where he beats up homosexuals and takes their money to hide his homosexuality. Mike delivers shattering blows to his ego and reduces his mental state to the significance of a miniscule gold fish.

"Dear Mr. Johnathan Conquest,

this is Jesus Christ speaking to you, sinful male harlot. For years you have whored your feet around like a teenage girl sending titty pictures to her black boyfriends. Now is your day to repent. I was going to give you a light lecture on your sins and purify your channel, but your blasphemy has caused me to perform a stronger punishment for a sinner such as yourself. As punishment I demand the deed to your trailer, the account information to your YouTube account, and unsubscription to your PunishTube account. You have until the Sabbath to comply to my demands, Footboy!

-Jesus Christ
Landlord and Son of God the Landgod"

To this, Johnathan responded with harsh words caused by his twisted and pink little girl panties. He responded by calling him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and claims that he worked for a white man.

Mike spotted the mental inferiority of old John and responded switftly.

"What did you say to me you blasphemous pig? That's it, no more Mr.NiceChrist, I damn you and your home to the realm of brimstone and magma also known as "Satan's BDSM Studio." The foundation of your former home will be the location of a holy baptist church that will serve as the temple for the truly righteous. And if you do not leave the home while the construction crew is present, I will enter your home myself and give you a beating like a Catholic Sunday school teacher! See you from Heaven, closet gayboy!"

Now John was scared and tried to play the role of Timmy Toughnuts and responded with his final reply by dispelling Mike's holy statements from his disgusting foot temple.

"the only thing you beat is your pathetic ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.. go push your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ religion on someone that will listen.. oh yeah and your welfare check is due to arrive today"

Mike left him with this final warning before leaving the temple.

"Yeah delete the comments like a scared little girl. You can't run from the rich and holy white man known as Jesus Christ! Tell me to collect my welfare check? ♥♥♥♥♥ I collect your welfare check and return them to the government. Yeah that's right, I returned your EBT nerd! You can't hide from the all mighty Jesus Christ of Landlording and Financial Domination! When I roll down to Florida and I roll up on you, you will know my name when I say, "what's up sissy boy?"

-Pastor Jim

Lulviticus 11:17

18 November, 2015 - mike's profile | 0 Comments

"cynder ツ: im done with all of you, Hornet, Desmond, Mike all of you "

"Tuesday, November 17, 2015
11:13 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: lol whats up
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: idfk
11:13 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: whats gucci my ♥♥♥♥♥
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: im dealing with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that i thought was over with
11:13 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: sumthing about gettin my ip
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: yea
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: i had it
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: to ♥♥♥♥ with you
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: not to do anythijng
11:13 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: lol are you gonna l33t ddos me
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: nah ♥♥♥
11:13 PM - cynder ツ: i aint about dat lyfe
11:14 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: lol nah
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: rain is gonna ♥♥♥♥ me over
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: i already know
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: he has my ip
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: rip me
11:14 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: What's my ip
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: i dont have it anymore
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: Like i said
11:14 PM - cynder ツ: i used it to ♥♥♥♥ with you
11:15 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Sure
11:15 PM - cynder ツ: not to do anything
11:15 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Nice job script kiddie
11:15 PM - cynder ツ: probs isnt even the right one xd
11:15 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Go back to hacking minecraft servers.
11:15 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: LOL were you gonna ddos skype hq?
11:15 PM - cynder ツ: IP: 70.127.54.189
11:15 PM - cynder ツ: happy?
11:16 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Hmm I'll be the judge
11:16 PM - cynder ツ: what do you expect me to do
11:16 PM - cynder ツ: honestly
11:16 PM - cynder ツ: i have no reason to do anything
11:16 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: I bet you had LOIC
11:16 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Waiting to ddos this ip
11:16 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: That ISNT EVEN MINE LOL
11:16 PM - cynder ツ: like i said
11:16 PM - cynder ツ: im no where near a hacker
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: 12:15 AM - cynder ツ: probs isnt even the right one xd
11:17 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: And you're nowhere near a silver player.
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: said that earlier
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: LOL
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: Wanna talk about ♥♥♥♥ players for a second
11:17 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Yeah
11:17 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: You
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: look at your buddy raz, Uhhhh you, And um yea hornet
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: that sums ♥♥♥♥ up
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: u do you boo boo, If i get mopped i could care less
11:17 PM - cynder ツ: peace
11:18 PM - cynder ツ is now Offline.
11:18 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: I don't even play UGC and I know I can urinate all over you and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sniper set.
11:18 PM - cynder ツ is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
11:18 PM - cynder ツ: "sniper set" its not about cosmetics u ♥♥♥♥
11:18 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Wanna mge nerd
11:18 PM - cynder ツ: lawl
11:18 PM - cynder ツ: you know ♥♥♥♥
11:18 PM - cynder ツ: you worse at insults then hornet
11:18 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: And you're worse at sniper than shadoe.
11:18 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: LOL
11:18 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ owned
11:19 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Who the ♥♥♥♥ makes a youtube video brown nosing some dude on minecraft
11:19 PM - [̲̅$̲̅(M.I.K.E.)̲̅$̲̅]: Is Shadoe your dad?"

TrapShadow realized his efforts on making the Church of Richhomiebrandon collapse and worship his cardboard cut-out of a Sniper Jesus, Linwood Boyd were futile. He accepted the fact he was on the brink of annihilation, like Hitler, and tried to end his own life because no one but him could take it. Just before TrapShadow jumped out the window of his two story house, TrapShadow's dad pulled TrapShadow into the living room and strapped him to his Anti-Suicide cross. During his final moments of being mobile, he remembered the last verse of Mike's holy hymn, "You can go hop off a bridge A.K.A MY ♥♥♥♥!"

-Pastor Jim